The Glory of Television!

Tonight has been a rare night for me of simple pleasures derived from the wonder that is television...

And I have ecletic taste: I would've spontaneously shagged Kerry O'Brien during moments of The 7:30 Report tonight; then bizarrely the first episode of Farmer Wants a Wife held my attention... I don't think it's a bad concept for finding love at all (I would leap into the pearl farmer's aquamarine waters but pass on the goofy man himself AND such a gratis self-sacrificial offering on national television); and lastly, The Chaser lads just made me laugh out loud, like I haven't for weeks*. Now I'm washing it all down with Tony Jones' Lateline... perhaps I'd shag him too.

So maybe my interest in men and libido is returning... But it's early days. My mind is still excavating the light footprints SMF left on my soul. Could I have been so wrong? Shall I sign up to the waiting list for an Intuition Transplant?

* positively loved the Angry Kevin Burger!


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