Retrospective Stalking

Researching who I shagged on Thursday night via the ubiquitous researcher's tool - facebook. I had a documentary go to air a few days ago, so have had a somewhat hyped couple of days. The documentary drew responses from various men featured in this blog:

BOI (hadn't heard from him since last year)
OB (managed to write an SMS essay about film accessories he's searching for on ebay)
FB (friend's brother, the face I'm researching after Holy Thursday night)
BWBS (Boy with the bad surname aka original crush)
BG (Woo hoo. He watched it with his Mum)

Noticeable absentees:
EX (acceptable / forgivable - he spent 8 years stroking my ego and has seen the film a number of times)
FF (soon to be deleted as a facebook acquaintance. A mutual friend described him as emotionally retarded and said he needs someone like me. He can get fucked. Write me a 10,000 word apology and I'll reconsider)
VTL (said via faffbook he was going to watch it - but he's as unreliable as a Connex train)

Anyways, I digress. I'm doing fine. Just thought it's funny that they all came out of the woodwork. I'm drunk on Amy Winehouse. Trying to stabilise ahead of tentative 'date' with BG next weekend. Anything could happen. I could be appalled by his smoking. I could be appalled by anything. I could go out with him for a month or two then be appalled by something else. Low expectations my dear, get down low and go, go, go.

Alot happened on Thursday. Alot of work came in and auspicious things happened. The least auspicious and most unaligned with my ethics or Easter conscience was shagging the FB. Woops. I've since changed the rules. I think my policy was not clearly outlined or developed rigorously enough. I said I wouldn't meaninglessly shag someone again (especially on the first meeting). I did it anyway. Alcohol and abandon made me do it. Thus, the new rule is to not shag someone if alcohol is involved (the first time anyway). Is this ridiculous?! Is this sexual rhetoric? I carry on, the human experiment. I pash therefore I am.