IRONY

I is for irony.
I find out my ex is in hospital with déjà vu on the same day my dear friends become parents.
R is for romance.
Remind me when it's real.
O is for outrageous.
One sleeps with a man; they become a facebook friend.
N is for nonplussed.
Never before have i tried harder not to become obsessed.
Y is for yahoo.
Yes, she got a pash. Pash means shag.